The gist:
32.
Female.
I run.
I complain.
I’m sarcastic.
Likes:
Running. Reading about it. Doing it. Thinking about doing it faster. Being too lazy to do it. All of it.
Snark/Cynicsim
Saying “Fuck” as often as possible
Discussing TV/Film…and telling you your taste sucks (but not in a pretentious hipster way, I’m just kind of a bitch.)
Copious amounts of black coffee and alcohol.
Dislikes:
Your mom.
Hate mail, Questions, Offers, etc theangryrunner@gmail.com
You may also follow me on twitter at @theangryrunner.
I might already follow you. If I don’t, just tell me and I’ll return the favor. For realsies. (See, I’m not all bad!!) But really, tell me. I’m too lazy to reply to follow requests otherwise.
And no, I’m not offended if you don’t give a rat’s ass.
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I just found a comment you left on my blog that somehow ended up in my spam file (??). It is crazy how we started blogging around the same time and have a similar mentality toward both blogging and running. Anyway, I’ve been catching up on your posts and I’m a fan. Godspeed Anti-blogger.
Hah. The blog gods have conspired against me. Thanks for the comment; and damn, nice race at Richmond.
Ooomg, you and Michelle are long lost sisters! Well, I guess not “lost” anymore.
CRACK ME UP! Way to be real!
Haha! This is great. I relate to you on too many levels. Not to mention the dry reds, cupcakes, black coffee, Green Apple Power Gels, ah fuck, you get where I’m going here.
I like it. All the cheery-happiness can be a bit much at times; it’ll be nice to read something the pessimist in me can enjoy.
Haha I love your attitude. It’s a nice change from the other blogs I read.
Glad to provide a different voice
I just stumbled across your blog and wanted to give you major kudos. I’ll definitely be returning for some snark-spiration…anyway, thanks! Keep blogging, please
I just came across your blog and I love it. I too am often pissed off about something, but I probably hide it better than you. I’ve written about a few of the same topics…my hatred for running skirts, my horrible race pictures, etc.
Nice idea keeping yourself anonymous…the fact that my identity is out there prevents me from being a bit more honest in a lot of what I write, because I always know someone personally who I’m probably going to offend. Ugh.
Keep up the great writing.
I’m still petrified of being found for some reason. Mostly because I feel like I’d get fired from my job! I’m so…paranoid.
I just did a google skirt for “running skirt,” because I blog about how weird they are a lot and wanted to see if my blog would come up in search results. It didn’t. Yours did though! Congratulations. I also enjoy how you perceive running. Too many people act too happy about it, it’s creepy.
Hey, I like snark and running too. And I have to say, I’ve done some of my best running when thoroughly pissed off. Look forward to reading more.
Dry reds + cupcakes? Hell yeah! Just found your blog and love it. So funny.
Just found this blog, and…. it does not suck. Almost every other one out there does. You just found a new loyal reader in me.
Beautiful. I haven’t bookmarked a running blog in years until just now. (I used to keep one myself back when I was decent, but then I got too pissed off and now the blog’s about other scowl-inducing shit as well.) They key is your striking a balance between being cognizant of your simmering rage without milking it too much or modulating it into extinction with psychotropic drugs, “self-actualization,” or other bullshit. Blogging with a hair across your ass is the only way to survive as a running blogger!
Kevin
I had to come back and read more today. I love that you’re pissed. I love the sarcasm and wit that you write with. I will still read this even though I’m on a journey to bring smiles. I have an ex…he REALLY pissed me off. I spent a lot of time dwelling in that particular feeling and I found it just doesn’t sit well with me. Now I’m just a sarcastic optimist. But I still find other angry people quite hilarious.
OMG….I’m so glad you commented on my blog so I could find you. You’re my kinda people.
Right back at you. I enjoy seeing people who use the word “fuck” as much as I do
L to the O to the L!!!!
I’m almost as pissed as you are! However, I’m sure I could drink you under a table. Excellent blog. Your running skirt piece brought tears of joy.
Is that a challenge?
I seriously love this, I love the sass.
Too funny! Your blog is the best, hands down! Keep doing what you’re doing, cause I want to keep reading it and laughing about it!
Mike
I have a rule:
If your About page has all the following words: Fuck, Bitch, Sarcastic, Snark, Cynicsim, Coffee and Ass, I am obligated to like you.