Boston 2012 Haiku Time
April 15, 2012
Hot as balls, mofo!
Beer gut flapping in the breeze
Yippie-Ki-Yay…go?
Rocking camel toe
Wearing too short fucking shorts
Sexy like the wolf.
Eighty something out?
Well, suck it up…buttercups.
And that includes me!
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I can’t believe the weather for Boston. It’s going to be warmer there than South Florida. Weird.
You’re a good runner, though. I think you’ll be fine.
I say you go full throttle and wear those bikini briefs like the elites do. Be proud of the beer gut, the frat guys know a beer gut is a sign of a girl who knows how to have a good time. Good luck!
Fact: before I read your post I was crying and feeling sorry for myself.
Now I’m laughing. Beer guts FTW. I’m going to draw on a 6-pack tmrw.
you are totally sexy like the wolf (if the wolf is an airbrushed photo on one of those t-shirts they sell at boardwalk shops).
(meaning, hella sexy).
GOOD LUCK, DON’T DIE. I liked meeting you and would like to do that again sometime.
Yay be sexy and hungry like the wolf and rock those running pants! You are very brave!
How did it go? I looked for you in the results, but didn’t see anyone named Arsenio Billingham listed.