End of Year Haiku
December 29, 2011
Haiku Start:
Same shit, different* year.
I don’t give a flying fuck.
Neither should you, cunt.
/Haiku Stop
*Yes, I’m pronouncing it DIF-RENT in order to make it fit. Much like it takes DIFF’RENT STROKES to move the world, it takes pronouncing it that way to fit my haiku which you hipsters and lit geeks will feel the need to tell me is not really a haiku. Go fuck yourselves.
THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO.
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#golfclap
Oh please, like I need you to tell me to masturbate.
I may not *need* to…but I like it.
“I BEAT MAH DICK LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY!”
2012: let’s bring back blowjobs in the woods behind our high schools.
YES!
YOU SIR WITH THE BABY DUCT TAPED TO YOUR BOOB? ARE QUITE ALRIGHT.
bring them back? did they go away?