Oh HI READERS!
How are you today?
I am AWESOME.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT?
Because I’m AWESOME. And I run. And I yell about stuff, but only because I’M AWESOME. I am so AWESOME that some days, I just talk about the fact that I LOVE ME and all of my awesomeness.
It might help if I posted a picture of myself that I have posted before, right?
See guys? I posted THAT PICTURE just because a few of you told me I looked AWESOME in it so I have to remind you THAT I AM AWESOME by posting the picture that you complimented before!
So anyway guys, let me tell you about my AWESOME weekend:
I hung out with friends and it was AWESOME! We drank tequilla and talked about bleached assholes! It was SO AWESOME! I have the BEST FRIENDS EVER! Because TRUE FRIENDS TALK ABOUT ASSHOLE BLEACHING!
Then the next day I RECOVERED FROM DRINKING by
BLEACHING MY ASSHOLE DRINKING A GREEN DRINK GETTING MY ASS OUT THE DOOR AND RUNNING ANYWAY!
I RAN SO FAST YOU GUYS BECAUSE I AM AWESOME. Did you know I run, guys? I’ve run HUNDREDS OF RACES IN MY LIFE and that makes me an EXPERT ON RUNNING and everything else that is involved with running like DRIVING TO RACES and DRINKING COFFEE BEFORE RACES and WHAT T SHIRT TO WEAR.
Anyway, I was so busy debating over pictures of myself to post in this post as opposed to the words i am RIGHTING and HOW I SPELL that I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
THAT I AM AWESOME!
But not nearly as awesome as I would be if I had a hubby and a dog Because as AWESOME as I am, I AM NOTHING WITHOUT A HUBBY AND A DOG. I think my blog would be more popular IF I HAD A HUBBY AND A DOG, and maybe if I ate moar oats.
DO YOU AGREE?????
P.S. ALL OF THIS IS OK BECAUSE I AM AWESOME! I WROTE IT ON A POST IT NOTE SO I REMEMBER!